You're so nebulous sometimes
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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