I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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