I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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