Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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