every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
