I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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