My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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