BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.