I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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