I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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