Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.