operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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