she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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