just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My pussy is not your playground.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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