Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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