Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Apparently you make a good broom.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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