She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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