if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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