To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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