Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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