spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
worst night to have a conscience
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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