Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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