so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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