As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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