i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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