singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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