Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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