I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
it was like eating out sand paper
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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