I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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