i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Floor bacon is actually really good
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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