she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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