If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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