I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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