That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Actions speak louder than pants.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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