we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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