How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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