no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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