thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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