whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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