i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We are two peas in an std pod
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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