so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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