I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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