My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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