do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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