Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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