can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
