I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
May the power of my ass compel you!!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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