we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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