I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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