id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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