need another drink. this is the easiest way
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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