Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
North Korea, Best Korea!
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
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I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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