It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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