guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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